Eric found out about leaving his gray socks and is quite angry. I am a little bit scared as he has a history of temper and rage. One time in middle school, he threw a bottle of rubber cement across the room because someone called his science project dumb. OK. It was me. I called his science project dumb. That was probably not the right thing to say. I was 12. Whatever.
Anyway, here is a real IM chat with eric. I do not know what to do but I will not tell Eric's socks about this. Eric's socks are very sensitive and I do not want to scare them.
Eric:
i will reclaim my socks
i will be back in october
to take back what is mine
Johnny M:
please don't threaten me
Eric:
oh its not a threat
its a promise
Johnny M:
your socks are happy with me now
you have other socks
care for them instead
you neglected these
and left them on my bathroom floor
Eric:
it doesnt matter
there are many socks in the world like it
these are mine
and once i get them back home
i will throw them in the rag pile
where they belong
for being such dirty whore socks
Johnny M:
that is a horrible thing to say
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